These looks should be pretty self-explanatory.
Poor poor Clay Aiken. Leave the
hair straightener at home!
And speaking of hair... even Al got it wrong. There is such a thing as too flat and to high when it comes to your "do" guys.
Your jacket should never look like it came from an pop-art
Did he get dressed in the dark? Only waiters should be wearing cropped jackets in burgundy- and even then...
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